whiskeyandmisanthropy:

Choose your words carefully.

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Waving Hello to You [boredpanda]

Previously: Perfectly Timed Dog Photos

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ammit420:

diarrhea-princess:

People who drink milk gross me tf out

*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*

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It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.

-John Green, Paper Towns (via kushandwizdom)

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I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win.

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My co-worker, on her ex. (via jdvlla)

HAHA

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Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.

-Tati-Ana Mercedes  (via gnarly)

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